This hilarious life size version of regular table football is a surreal and wacky experience. You get to be a player on a huge inflatable pitch in teams that can range from five to eight-a-side. Velcro attaches you to the bars, only allowing sideways movements as you work together in coordinating your moves like giant crabs. Just like the real thing, there is a referee and rules to follow and you can make substitutions. Protective equipment is provided. This is one unique experience that will prove an absolute riot.